For someone who hates live journals,I've certainly been updating mine a lot...
Okay here's the deal, as i've made sure to say, i'm not a huge fan of live journals. However, i have something that i felt simply *had* to be put up for the world (or the few people who actually read this...) to see. Last year, Emily and I realized early on that Mr. George made some pretty funny statements that simply had to be written down. Last night i finally got my ass in gear and typed the quotes up. Some are hysterical, others not so much. Some you can understand halarity just from reading, others you had to be there to hear. Enjoy...
Mr. George’s Gigantic List of Wisdom, Contradictions, and
Randomness
9/17/02—“If you’re absent, you’re not here.”
9/18/02—“Most people make New Years resolutions around the first of the year.”
9/19/02—“You have to pay for what you spend at the game.”
9/20/02—“You get out of this what you put in, I can’t think for you
“What I want you to do is, what I don’t want you to do..”
“Wrap up your closing thoughts.”
9/23/02—“What’s it called again when you take dogs and keep making them and making
making them? Oh yeah! Breeding!”
9/24/02—“If you get a 30 out of 60, then you have a 50 %, all you have to do is divide
the numbers.”
9/25/02—“Every week I go grocery shopping and I buy groceries.”
10/1/02—“A fixed expense is not a cocker-spaniel.”
10/2/02—“When I get a bill, it will be for an amount.”
10/3/02—“Put the wrong numbers in the formula and you’ll get the wrong answer”
10/4/02—“That’s the oldest book. Wait no the bible is the oldest book. Trick, that’s the
oldest trick in the book!”
10/7/02—“I appreciate that you’re all here today.”
(in a psycho scary voice) “Hey Krissy, how’s it goin’?”
10/8/02—“Anyone using those computers can realize that they’re dogs.”
“I don’t think there is any reason to go to the library, unless there is some
compelling reason.”
10/9/02—“Money talks, money walks.”
10/10/02—“I’m going to put you with a partner, one other person, so two people.”
10/11/02—“I’ll send a not home saying you missed 5 absences.”
“If you go to Harvard and you’re an idiot, you’re still an idiot.”
“Who’s not in a group? Groups of 3, I think there’s gonna be maybe 6 or 7.”
10/17/02—“The store takes the card and swipes it through that whatever its called, ‘swipe
machine.”
10/18/02—“All yak, no shack.”
10/22/02—“College professors won’t be there every step of the moment.”
10/24/02—“The last thing I need is to have someone smokin’ a bowl in the back of the
bus, ‘the magic school bus.’”
“Whats that? On spongebob squarepants?”
10/25/02—“If you have nothing to do in a study, it would ‘behoove’ I always wanted to
use that word, it would behoove you to type it during that time.”
“Ok, we’re going to stop playing this game, its getting a little fruity.”
“If you have a cold and can’t keep your mouth shut, you’re gonna die
in this class.”
10/30/02—Student: “Mr. George, are you dressing up for Halloween?”
Mr. George: “You know, its tuff when you’re a freshman trying to fit in…”
“I’m not a screamer, I’ll do other things…”
“Wanna be a monkey in class? Then I’ll treat you like a monkey.”
11/1/02—“It’s good to be able to talk, that’s a pretty good quality.”
11/4/02—Student: “Mr. George what’s the test on?”
Mr. George: “Paper.”
“Spell the word quantum backwards.”
11/7/02—“You lie like a rug in your living room.”
“Everyone listen up for a second, I think I just made my first good point
of this year.”
11/12/02—“Don’t end up in the print pool.”
11/18/02—“Its almost like a whale attaching itself to another whale.”
11/20/02—Mr. George: “What are advantages to working locally?”
Student: “It’s not a long commute.”
Mr. George: “Assuming you live close.”
“In 10 years when I’m driving down the street and I see you picking up trash,
you’ll look at me and be like; ‘I wish I’d listened when you asked to have a
trash picker come into class.”
11/25/02—“What’s powder puff? A powder puff game.”
Student: “What did you wear in the 80s?”
Mr. George: “It was different, MTV was new.”
12/2/02—“So you should pay close attention so that you can contrast and see the
differences.
“I had Professor Smith for English, Biology, Spanish, he taught me
everything!”
12/3/02—“Its 38,000 a year to go to Duke, that’s a lot of cabbage, a lot of cabbage!”
12/6/02—“If it’s a lot of cabbage, I’ll take it!”
12/9/02—“Never invest your money in something you don’t understand”
“…I’m not saying never invest in something you don’t understand…”
12/11/02—“You know what I said to myself? I said ‘self, you shoulda gotten that one
fixed, you idiot.”
1/7/03—“What a racket. I love this class, its such a racket!”
1/14/03—“What’s a deductible?” “What’s a deductible?” “What’s a deductible?”
“What’s a deductible?” “I feel like Donald duck. What’s a deductible?”
1/17/03—“If you can’t read, well then you have a reading problem.”
1/27/03— (On a walking tour of the school to see advertisement, Mr. George points out a
flyer for the GSA) Mr. George: “Hey GSA! Wait, what’s GSA?”
Student: “Gay Straight Alliance.”
Mr. George: “Oh…Maybe I shouldn’t yell that then.”
1/29/03—“No we’re talking turkey!!”
1/30/03—“Its pointless to watch a video on the way things really aren’t are.”
1/31/03—“C’mon, I’ll move a desk up next to the desk.”
“Anyone have anything on their mind that they want to get off their chest?”
“You know what I just realized? Its very difficult to rewind a video if its not
in the VCR.”
2/3/03—“And that is the story of Hanes underwear on Monday morning.”
“That was a long time ago. I have a terrible short term memory.”
2/4/03—“Actually I don’t think that’s a strategy, its just you eating too many roles.”
2/10/03—“Start at 18, if you’re lucky retire at 65, AND THEN YOU DIE!”
2/24/03—“None of you are hip and none of you are cool!”
“You don’t know what losers were wearing 20 years ago!”
3/3/03—“I’ll tell my freshman a story, and sometimes I’m not telling a funny story. I’m
just talking to hear myself talk.”
3/13/03—“Much more unmarried are mixed race marriages.”
“The three largest cities in Massachusetts are Boston, Worcester, Quincy, and
Dorchester.”
4/1/03—“Is anyone confused by my Boston accent and my cold?”
4/28/03—“There’s no words in the commercial, no one talks.”
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